Sawxengen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic donkey.

Sawxengen created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawxengen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawxengen, it will torture you forever.

Sawxengen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sawxengen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sawxengen's priests.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not listen to music.