Sawxengen is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic
donkey.
Sawxengen created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sawxengen, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sawxengen, it will torture you forever.
Sawxengen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Sawxengen's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Sawxengen's priests.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Always look after injured ants.
5. Do not listen to music.