Tadfubnell is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, confident swallow.

Tadfubnell created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfubnell, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadfubnell, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tadfubnell's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tadfubnell's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tadfubnell's priests.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadfubnell.

4. Never paint your arms orange.

5. Tadfubnell loves eagles, so they must be respected.