Bifwegkargut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating crocodile.

Bifwegkargut created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifwegkargut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bifwegkargut, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bifwegkargut's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bifwegkargut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Always obey Bifwegkargut's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never mention frogs.