Volsasbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent octopus.

Volsasbass created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Volsasbass, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Volsasbass, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Volsasbass' most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Volsasbass' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.