Arnarnfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind chicken.

Arnarnfoss created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Arnarnfoss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnarnfoss, it will ignore you.

Arnarnfoss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Arnarnfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear skirts.