Nuttongem Futgarsan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent chinchilla.

Nuttongem Futgarsan created a bottom quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttongem Futgarsan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nuttongem Futgarsan, it will laugh at you.

Nuttongem Futgarsan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nuttongem Futgarsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your face orange.

4. Never feed peas to gulls while wearing violet coats.

5. You must love Nuttongem Futgarsan.