Ranzogmat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous naga.

Ranzogmat created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranzogmat, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ranzogmat, she will turn you into a rock.

Ranzogmat's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ranzogmat's Holy Commandments

1. Ranzogmat loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.