Rentikhim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful jackal.

Rentikhim created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rentikhim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rentikhim, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rentikhim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rentikhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Retreat if eight swans approach from the north.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if seven mice approach from the west.