Bifsitstig is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unsympathetic dryad.

Bifsitstig created the solar system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifsitstig, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifsitstig, he will turn you into a goat.

Bifsitstig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bifsitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bifsitstig on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Bifsitstig must be the most important thing in your life.