Gigkontip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest monkey.

Gigkontip created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigkontip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gigkontip, he will come to you in dreams.

Gigkontip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gigkontip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.