Catmadhad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, confident manatee.

Catmadhad created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catmadhad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Catmadhad, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Catmadhad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Catmadhad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catmadhad.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. You must pray to Catmadhad five times a day.

4. Hide if seven sheep approach from the west.

5. Do not hurt ants.