Natfarndot is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able hamster.

Natfarndot created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Natfarndot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Natfarndot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Natfarndot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Natfarndot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Hide if seven seals approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Never eat green fruit.