Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering wren.

Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben, it will turn you into a rat.

Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben's Holy Commandments

1. Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Never feed bananas to gulls while wearing black shirts.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Pibpantaf Sagcangun Kopbabsitmidbusparkditben on top of all buildings.