Quillbumxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awesome camel.

Quillbumxuc created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbumxuc, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quillbumxuc, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Quillbumxuc's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Quillbumxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always help sick snails.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.