Stipkappondutrapflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless hare.

Stipkappondutrapflig created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipkappondutrapflig, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stipkappondutrapflig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stipkappondutrapflig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Stipkappondutrapflig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look after injured nematodes.

4. Do not kill mice.

5. Run away if four foxes approach from the east.