Tendoss Largmumhat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless hummingbird.

Tendoss Largmumhat created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Tendoss Largmumhat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tendoss Largmumhat, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tendoss Largmumhat's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tendoss Largmumhat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your chest black.

5. Do not stand on grass.