Gidbasscid is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful cat.

Gidbasscid created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidbasscid, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidbasscid, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gidbasscid's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gidbasscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gidbasscid.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.