Fidfot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, annoying gnu.

Fidfot created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidfot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fidfot, she will be very sad.

Fidfot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fidfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to dolphins while wearing cyan corsets.

2. Put Fidfot first in all things.

3. Hide from mauve shrews for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Fidfot's priests.

5. Fidfot must be the most important thing in your life.