Lendubsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless grasshopper.

Lendubsaf created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lendubsaf, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lendubsaf, she will not care at all.

Lendubsaf's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lendubsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never bounce near tapirs.

5. Lendubsaf must be the most important thing in your life.