Yogdossgof is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omniscient coyote.

Yogdossgof created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogdossgof, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yogdossgof, he will think nothing of it.

Yogdossgof's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yogdossgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Yogdossgof.

3. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always help otters in need.