Hitarmspag is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, caring dolphin.

Hitarmspag created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hitarmspag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hitarmspag, it will cry a lot.

Hitarmspag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Hitarmspag's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.