Minrapxen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless hyena.

Minrapxen created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minrapxen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Minrapxen, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Minrapxen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Minrapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never sit near geese.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.