Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish hamster.

Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Getgupwodbarnmobfligtargceb's priests.

4. Ducks are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
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