Zagdondid Targdundim is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring
wyrm.
Zagdondid Targdundim created the Sol system nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Zagdondid Targdundim, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Zagdondid Targdundim, it will turn you into a tree.
Zagdondid Targdundim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Zagdondid Targdundim's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Always stare at clouds.