Zagdondid Targdundim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring wyrm.

Zagdondid Targdundim created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zagdondid Targdundim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagdondid Targdundim, it will turn you into a tree.

Zagdondid Targdundim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Zagdondid Targdundim's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always stare at clouds.