Wegrigduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring dingo.

Wegrigduss created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Wegrigduss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegrigduss, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wegrigduss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Wegrigduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Wegrigduss.

5. Never think about asteroids.