Megvonhot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful cow.

Megvonhot created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megvonhot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Megvonhot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Megvonhot's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Megvonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Megvonhot on top of important buildings.

2. Never paint your hands magenta.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.