Satdotqueeg Tikabkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, self-confident goose.

Satdotqueeg Tikabkik created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Satdotqueeg Tikabkik, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Satdotqueeg Tikabkik, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Satdotqueeg Tikabkik's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Satdotqueeg Tikabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your hands indigo.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.