Fadtiggut Nillcudart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, slow wolf.

Fadtiggut Nillcudart created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadtiggut Nillcudart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fadtiggut Nillcudart, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Fadtiggut Nillcudart's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fadtiggut Nillcudart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Always obey Fadtiggut Nillcudart's priests.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fadtiggut Nillcudart.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured doves.