Hottamrow is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless faun.

Hottamrow created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hottamrow, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hottamrow, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hottamrow's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hottamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.