Quagpittag Flatdodlop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective crow.

Quagpittag Flatdodlop created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagpittag Flatdodlop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Quagpittag Flatdodlop, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Quagpittag Flatdodlop's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quagpittag Flatdodlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not take Quagpittag Flatdodlop's name in vain.