Waddudpin is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, strong narwhal.

Waddudpin created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Waddudpin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Waddudpin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Waddudpin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Waddudpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snails.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.