Fitlen is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful centipede.

Fitlen created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Fitlen, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fitlen, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fitlen's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never mention foxes.