Hityattlop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical bee.

Hityattlop created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hityattlop, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hityattlop, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hityattlop's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Hityattlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow trousers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never paint your face turquoise.

5. Do not commit murder.