Busrapcen Fitnadven is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, awesome dryad.

Busrapcen Fitnadven created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busrapcen Fitnadven, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busrapcen Fitnadven, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Busrapcen Fitnadven's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Busrapcen Fitnadven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Busrapcen Fitnadven must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.