Kabsan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, boastful porpoise.

Kabsan created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabsan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kabsan, it will turn you into a snail.

Kabsan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not speak about peanuts.

5. Always help sick doves.