Raprawbus is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate monkey.

Raprawbus created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Raprawbus, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raprawbus, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Raprawbus' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Raprawbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Raprawbus loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.