Bog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome capybara.

Bog created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bog, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bog's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bog.