Yaryarllim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, impressive newt.

Yaryarllim created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yaryarllim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yaryarllim, she will have a low opinion of you.

Yaryarllim's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Yaryarllim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Never pour water over plants.