Lanfuncid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind fly.

Lanfuncid created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfuncid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lanfuncid, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Lanfuncid's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lanfuncid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not take Lanfuncid's name in vain.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.