Hogkadkab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome chicken.

Hogkadkab created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogkadkab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hogkadkab, it will be very sad.

Hogkadkab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Hogkadkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about fire.