Femgodfubnab Tettisogcud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, tiresome jackal.

Femgodfubnab Tettisogcud created the Sun three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femgodfubnab Tettisogcud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Femgodfubnab Tettisogcud, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Femgodfubnab Tettisogcud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Femgodfubnab Tettisogcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into white rooms.