Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever wolf.

Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud, she will boil you in a big pot.

Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must love Beglag Fligsabhimwik Rilkonhud.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.