Yarpsitwigwot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, merciless hare.

Yarpsitwigwot created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarpsitwigwot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarpsitwigwot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yarpsitwigwot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yarpsitwigwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.