Mobqueegflam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, happy scorpion.

Mobqueegflam created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobqueegflam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobqueegflam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mobqueegflam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Mobqueegflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobqueegflam.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.