Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent whale.

Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod, she will not invite you to parties.

Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not take Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod's name in vain.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Nullnanarfpang Kipflamfod on top of important buildings.