Stikvidrut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective cat.

Stikvidrut created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikvidrut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stikvidrut, it will turn you into a tree.

Stikvidrut's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Stikvidrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help mice.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.