Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent whale.

Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag created humankind four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag, she will be very sad.

Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flisfodlunyarpgodgigbonkbag's priests.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Fast once a month.