Fatarfzog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented yak.

Fatarfzog created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatarfzog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fatarfzog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fatarfzog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fatarfzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.