Ratgessgundottomcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, sapient manatee.

Ratgessgundottomcuss created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratgessgundottomcuss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ratgessgundottomcuss, he will throw large rocks at you.

Ratgessgundottomcuss' most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Ratgessgundottomcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn ear rings.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ratgessgundottomcuss.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Pray towards the west.