Kadnanbad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, witless centaur.

Kadnanbad created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kadnanbad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kadnanbad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Kadnanbad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Kadnanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Kadnanbad must be the most important thing in your life.